Hello It Me Again Ted Mosby

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• Robin : What are you doing here.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, you know, uh, but shopping for, uh... dip. I love dip. Well, I don't love dip, I like dip. As a friend.

• [trying to act casual]

  Ted Mosby : [on the telephone] Hello?

  Robin : Hi, Ted.

  Ted Mosby : Amanda? Oh, Denise, sorry, yous totally sounded like Amanda...

• Marshall Eriksen : All right. Nosotros threw 2 parties. Everybody had fun. Everybody "wanged," everybody "chunged." Now The Kid has gotta get to work, and The Kid is not to be disturbed. Repeat after me: I will not accept sex activity with Marshall.

  Ted Mosby , Lily : I will not have sexual practice with Marshall.

• Lily : Hey I'g only sitting here. Wearing my band. Me beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong... my shirt. Kinda don't wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. Oh, that's right, I'k not wearing any.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Stops working and looks at Lily] No underwear?

  Lily : Not even slightly.

  Ted Mosby : [See Ted sitting on the couch] Guys. Boundaries.

• Robin : Lamentable I missed your party again.

  Ted Mosby : Hey, own't no matter simply a craven fly, mamacita!

  [to Marshall and Lily]

  Ted Mosby : Who am I?

• Barney : Well, this is lame...

  Ted Mosby : Lame... or coincidental?

  Barney : Lame.

  Ted Mosby : Or casual?

• Ted Mosby : She's nonetheless talking to Carlos... I can yet win this, it's non over!

  Lily : Okay, buddy, time for the tough talk... Robin seems great. Simply let'southward look at the facts, you wanna go married. And right now there'south a million women in New York looking for exactly you... simply Robin own't 1 of them.

• Robin : I don't know, Ted, I hateful, we barely know each other... and you're looking at me with that await, and it'southward like...

  Ted Mosby : Similar what?

  Robin : Like "Let's fall in love, and get married, and take kids and bulldoze them to soccer practice."

  Ted Mosby : I'm not gonna force sports on them unless they're interested.

• Robin : You tin can't turn off the way you experience.

  Ted Mosby : [pantomimes turning a dial on his chest] Click. Off. Let'due south make out.

  Robin : What?

  Ted Mosby : What, that was the off switch! And I turned it off... I mean, yes, sure, I wanna fall in love, become married, blah blah blah, just... on the other paw, y'all, me... the roof...

  Robin : At that place's no off switch.

  Ted Mosby : There'southward an off switch. And it's off.

  Robin : [leaning in] No it's not.

  Ted Mosby : Aye, it is.

  Robin : No, it's not.

  Ted Mosby : Yep. Information technology is...

  [they buss passionatly]

  Ted Mosby : ...No it's not... Y'all were right. There'south no off switch... God, I wish in that location was an off switch!

• Ted Mosby : My friends are gonna dear you. Similar yous. You know, as a friend...

• Ted Mosby : I just gotta crash-land into her somewhere. Now if merely I knew her schedule, I could arrange a take a chance run across.

  Lily : That's great, Ted. You'll be the almost casual stalker always.

• Marshall Eriksen : And then, Gatsby, what are yous going to exercise when Robin shows upwards?

  Ted Mosby : OK, I got it all planned out. She steps through the door, and where's Ted? Not eagerly waiting past the door. No, I'chiliad beyond the room at my drafting table, showing some foxy young thing all my absurd architecture stuff. So Robin strolls over and I casually requite her one of these "Hey, what's upwards?" She says "Hey, nice place, et cetera, et cetera ." And so I say "Well, make yourself at abode" and I casually return to my conversation. Then, an hr later, "Oh, yous're nonetheless here," I say, like I don't actually care, but information technology'south a nice surprise. And and so, very casually, "Wanna come across the roof?"

• Ted Mosby : ["bumping into" Robin at a convenience shop] So, uh, hey, y'all, uh, reporting a news story or something?

  Robin : Yeah, kid stuck in a crane machine. How sweet of you to call information technology news.

• Ted Mosby : [about Robin] She wants casual... OK. I'll be coincidental, I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual! You know why? 'Crusade information technology'due south a game. I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole "happily ever after" thing, but you lot can't practise that UNLESS you play the game.

  Marshall Eriksen : So you're gonna ask her out?

  Ted Mosby : Yeah - NO! I can't ask her out because if I ask her out, I'm ASKING HER OUT. And so how practise I ask her out without request her out...

  Lily : ...Did you guys go high?

• Barney : So, it'south over between me and... Works-with-Carlos daughter.

  Ted Mosby : Whoa, that was fast.

  Barney : Yeah. I was trying to think, "What'south the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?"

  [flashback to about five seconds ago]

  Barney : I call up I'thousand in honey with you.

  Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : What?

  [dorsum in the present]

  Barney : Thanks, bro!

  Ted Mosby : Glad I could help...

• Ted Mosby : [At the bar] Hey, don't you have a newspaper to write?

  Marshall Eriksen : Dude, you're talking to The Kid. I'm gonna knock back this beer. I'yard gonna knock back ane more than beer. I'm gonna go dwelling. I'm gonna write a 25-page paper. I'1000 gonna mitt it in and I'g gonna become an A. My name is Rufus and that's the Trufus.

  Narrator : He got a B-, only withal. 25 pages in 1 dark? B-? The Child was good.

• Robin : So, you threw all these parties for me?

  Ted Mosby : No! Oh, you idea - no... okay, yep. You got me. One of the reasons I threw these parties was so I could innovate yous to, um...

  [Barney shoves some random guy towards Ted]

  Ted Mosby : ...this guy! I figured, since it didn't piece of work out between us, and now nosotros tin just laugh about it...

  [laughs weakly]

  Ted Mosby : Anyways, Robin, this is...

  Carlos : Carlos.

  Ted Mosby , Barney : Ohh...

• Ted : You know information technology's so funny I ran into you. We're having a party next Friday if yous'd similar to swing by, but, you know, whatever.

  Robin : Oh, I'm going back home next weekend. Too bad it'due south not this evening.

  Ted : It is, it'due south tonight. This Friday. Did I say side by side Fri? Sorry, 'crusade I've been saying side by side Fri all week. But yep it's tonight; the party is tonight. Only, you know, whatsoever.

• Lily : [At the bar with Robin] Wait who I ran into.

  Ted Mosby : Since when practise y'all guys know each other?

  Robin : Since about, here.

  [Points to top of glass]

• Lily : [Ted is depressed that Robin never showed at his political party] At least it was a great party.

  Marshall Eriksen : I ate, like, 4 whole cans of dip.

  Ted Mosby : [sarcastic] Y'all always know what to say, old friend.

• Robin : I'm and so sorry I missed your party.

  Ted Mosby : Who is this? Meredith?

  Robin : Robin.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, Robin! Hey! Yes, I, uh, guess you never showed upward, did y'all?

  Robin : No, I got stuck at work. Simply they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.

  Ted Mosby : Did he get to go along the purple giraffe?

  Robin : Yes, they let him proceed all the toys. He was in at that place a long fourth dimension, and little kids take minor bladders.

• Ted Mosby : I got information technology. I don't ask her out. I invite her to our party side by side Friday.

  Marshall Eriksen : We're having a party side by side Fri?

  Ted Mosby : We are at present. Casual.

  Barney : Yep, 'cause nothing says "casual" like inviting a hundred people over just to mack on 1 girl. Oh, and Lily, that'due south my leg.

  Lily : [playing footsie under the tabular array, she freaks out and stops] You waited five minutes to tell me that?

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